officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

(via oreooficial)



geopsych:

Someone compared my garden to a Hobbiton movie set for Lord of the Rings. I kind of see what they mean.

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via telapathetic)


elliemccreanor:

Flowers that I pressed


magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

(via katiethegirl)


eartheld:

mostly nature

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!